conspiracy

The other night I was at a bonfire and I got to talk with this guy I had met earlier in the week. He's a pretty cool guy, and we had enough in common that we got along fairly well. After we had been talking for some time, we realized that our girlfriends had abandoned us and decided that they were conspiring to get us to know each other. I guess that's not so bad, since, like I said, we get along. But now I'm wondering what other conspiracies I'll be faced with. Like long car trips and weddings and things like that. All conspiracies to spend more time together. Hmm. It's ok. As long as they're innocuous. When I start finding out that some little thing I've been given holds the key to the truth about JFK's death or that my car has been retrofit with some sort of tracking system and secret upgrades, then I'll start to worry.